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Twitter Updates for 2009-10-27

Posted on 27 October 2009.

@anwith1n LOL wow they really sell everything at MickeyD’s nowsdays. Our local franchise doesnt go that far #
@ProductReports anyone ever tell you that you bare a very strong resemblance to @TerryCoulter ? #
@anwith1n hmmm…usually there is…. #
@ParentsTVJuli I nursed THREE people in my house back to health… found that ADVIL works better than Tylenol 4 fever. Lots of fluids #
@ParentsTVJuli glad to help. My daughter was hard to heal. She’d be OK then next day 103 temp. I feel 4 u… from a safe distance #
Still deciding on if I like the new Facebook look… funny they never asked my opinion to begin with… #
HURRAY! Evan Williams Wants To Kill The Suggested User List http://bit.ly/4trf98 #
Evan Williams Q -What’s your revenue model going to be? EW: It would be a mistake to take our eye off the product & focus on the revenue now #
more Evan Williams interview… “Twitter isn’t a social network, it’s an information network. It tells the world what you care about” #
@xnvn instead of robot following… try having conversations with humans – you NEVER get that message #
FACEBOOK TRICK: Pt 1 – For everyone who hates the new FB layout… there is an easy fix… on the menu at the top left, click on MORE… #
FACEBOOK TRICK : Pt2 – then drag STATUS UPDATES to the top, above NEWS FEED. After dragging to the top, click on it. … #
FACEBOOK TRICK: Pt 3 – That becomes your default and HOME is like before. Pass it on! #
tnx to @nikhilwad01 for that tip from his Facebook page #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-10-26

Posted on 26 October 2009.

Nearly Half of US Employers Use social networking sites to Investigate their Candidates (w/charts) http://bit.ly/1VjnJs #
It had to be said eventually…
Social Media Myth, It Isn’t About the Conversation, It’s About the Sale
http://bit.ly/1wG30m #
RT @redclaymedia Sean Parker: Twitter/Facebook Will Soon Dominate The Web — Not Google. http://ow.ly/w8Bi #
@Eric_Urbane well deserved my friend, great points and I agree well written. @kyleplacy when youi showing up in South Bend? #
Very handy site that converts my video files into audio & many many other video formats for free. Seems to work well http://ConvertFiles.com #
1st day in more than 3 weeks I dont have a sick child home… unless you count my 9yr old son RE-breaking his nose- did 1st time 7wks ago #
@curious1966 1st time he tried 2 catch baseball with nose. 2nd time freak dodgeball accident in gym (freak accident+dodgeball=oxymoron) #
Just saw Paul Meyer of Success Motivation Institute passed away. He was selling worthless 20K franchises back when 20K was alot of money #
@curious1966 tnx… he loves the Twitter sympathy LOL. 1st time yes. Baseball was travelling abt 45mph. 2nd time not bad #
“collecting data is less valuable than connecting people” Twitter/Facebook Will Soon Dominate The Web Not Google http://ow.ly/w8Bi AMEN #
SocMed HYPE? Proof That Social Media is Killing Print Magazines – curious how he came to these conclusions: http://bit.ly/2CXc1a #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-10-25

Posted on 25 October 2009.

I have not figured out they dont make whip cream flavored kids cereal. Or maybe suspend cereal in whip cream. No spill…doesnt get soggy #
My daughter takes 3 bites of Fruit Loops while eyeing whip cream (for pumklin pie) “Dad I’m full” – 5 minutes later “Dad can I have this?” #
Its amazing how similar my oldest daughter and my youngest daughter are… genes are amazing things #
I find great irony that one “knowiitall Twitter expert” out promoting his Twitter training got his acct cancelled by Twitter for “spam” #
@jodiontheweb hmmm… shes now in formed me she “finished her cereal”. Think I need to go check the toilet #
@AmyStark Amy! Good morning! Missed your word. Congrats on nomination of Top 50 Blogs in Indiana (I voted for you) #
@jodiontheweb lol agree! But I’ve noticed there IS a difference in the taste of generic brand ship cream and “Heaven sent” Cool Whip #
and that would be WHIP cream not SHIP cream. The latter sounds like it would taste more industrial #
@AmyStark no not a prob (just btween us I can write a little script that will put you waaaaaaay ahead) joke…well no not really I can…but #
@jeffpulver hey Jeff Good morning. Your coffee’s over there #
RT @AmyStark Pollution in China http://bit.ly/80tLa — The pics to Polution in China are POWERFULLY sad & eye opening. #
I say this is the newest Dancing With the Stars contestant caught doing improper things at LAX airport http://bit.ly/3n5SpS #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-10-24

Posted on 24 October 2009.

RT Funny Controversial Filippa Hamilton Ralph Lauren ad -BEFORE & AFTER PIC http://bit.ly/48mDCa #
@Delightful_Toni must be Friday night huh? #
@RealScottBaio tnx for the intro to My Life’s in the $h#tt%r. Funny… you’d think a guy who wrote the song could lipsinc it better? lol #
@FinanceHobbyist nice tie in to your site LOL. You get an “A” for almost spam #
@FinanceHobbyist also I’m not too keen nor think its very sanitary to handle predictions and trading ideas on $h#tt%r #
@schwaps no but i do remember when I got my laptop with a 10 gig hard drive and thought that’d last me for years #
RT @karasmamedia “Downtime Opportunity: Marketing & Media Innovation in the Great Depression & Great Recessions http://tinyurl.com/8pxn8g #
Watched last 5 minutes of Notre Dame win over Boston College… gotta say the Irish were v-e-r-y lucky the BC inrteception was nullified #
Frankly I’m not sure it wasnt an interception Coach Weis… but why the heck did it still have to be a squeeker? #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-10-23

Posted on 23 October 2009.

Drove 1hr to get a H1N1 vaccine.. OOPS. It was a mistake…not H1N1 vaccine… rather regular flu shot. I swear if I get H1N1 I am gonna… #
@melmiller343 Everytime I go to the airport and see that roundabout it reminds me the first week it was there how many drunks drove over it! #
$12 million from a dead relative email… wouldnt it be more believable to make it $50,000? My relatives didnt wear shoe until recently #
Study ways more housework and/or the more U work outside the home that U have more sex. Im seriously jealous of OCD workaholic maids #
WHAT?! New SEC site (Investor.gov) teaches abt investing & avoiding scams. )(Bernie Madoff and BofA Execs crafting curriculum) #
NEWSFLASH: Controversial Filippa Hamilton Ralph Lauren ad -BEFORE & AFTER PIC http://bit.ly/48mDCa #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-10-22

Posted on 22 October 2009.

@ByDezin no I trying to say if anyone had analog TV’s to donate them… since many are getting digital sets now. Glad to help #
NEWSFLASH – pic of LARGE mouse that caused problemn at JFK over weekend. (new link from before – better image) http://bit.ly/1VjnJs #
Tnx to those who DM me with nice messages abt my JFK NEWSFLASH pic. It was fun to do http://bit.ly/1VjnJs #
wanted to buy a book by a “Social Media Marketing” guru, however he only offers print and Kindle format… wahhh? Do MOST ppl have Kindle? #
My clients I hammer home “meet your customer where THEY are” Kindle or print only is a silly choice. How abt offer B&N new NOOK with LendMe™ #
@rginvalpo I’m sorry I’ve promised myself I will not buy a Mac or iPhone… I actually enjoy watching things crash (LOL tnx) #
@BrandonLewisTV Do you even read the tweets froim anybody who doesnt work for WNDU? lol Surprised you missed a worthy news idea #
@BrandonLewisTV OK cool. MACOG policy board made the approval for a bike path after 900 signatures on petitions presented by 9 yr old boys. #
@BrandonLewisTV the next step is State approval… this is a bikepath between Harris Library and Northpoint Elementary. 3500 Steps to Safety #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-10-21

Posted on 21 October 2009.

THOUGHT: Did’ja know that insects that make honey are always on their best bee-hive-iour? #
With all the sickness in my home over the last few weeks, I should write a book on wat its REALLY like working from home. #
@MarkEdwards if you said what he did wouldnt you have one as well? #
NEWSFLASH: ACTUAL pic of MOUSE that grounds plane @ New York’s JFK: An aeroplane bound for Heathrow was grounded at JFK http://bit.ly/20MGb7 #
1976 Swine Flu commercials http://bit.ly/11hAx I missed if these got Academy Awards #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-10-20

Posted on 20 October 2009.

@theofficecopier that is so true there is absolutely no arguement #
THOUGHT: Tonite on TV I saw where Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can’t croak. #
THOUGHT: Tonite as I was coming back from the vet, my dog gave birth to puppies near the road and we were ticketed for littering. #
RT @ByDezin Donate your old electronics to help raise money for Environmental Awareness & Education. http://bit.ly/ucmsB – Gotta analog TV? #
@BrandonLewisTV group of Granger boys in Lego League present 884 names on petition to MACOG asking for $$$ 4 Bikepath -3500 Steps to Safety #
@BrandonLewisTV Boys r interested in providing a green solution to a carbon based problem. We took pics, boys were excited to make a diff #
@LianneHassen the angry dog pic in in Twitter profile has the whitest teeth I think I’ve ever seen on a dog! Are vets doing teeth whitening? #
@WesWyatt hey are you currently oin themlmmastermind site? #
@katbron @stephenkruiser kinda like CheezeWhiz Meets Gee Will I Ever Whiz? #
@katbron aww shucks… tnx #
@katbron Danggit! I missed being #5000 this thismuch #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-10-19

Posted on 19 October 2009.

THOUGHT: Just reading in the National Inquirer that scientists have created a flea from scratch. #
@cindyscottday LOL… I think thats exactly the right logic with this joke/pun #
THOUGHT: Another amazing fact from reality: two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. #
THOUGHT: I fancy myself somewhat a renaissance man and I discovered a chicken crossing the road is “poultry in motion.” #
Cute and effective vids on Google Wave RT @RickBakas RT @Minervity: Google Wave in Plain English – http://bit.ly/1hzAvz #
@theMediaDude I watched the videos, the downside to me is they host the sites. if you stop the monthly service you “loose YOUR sites” #
Very sad to see Balloon boys parents staged whole event. How can anyone be that cruel to a child just to gain populaity? #
@KingofSway @Eric_Urbane Yes sherriff said it was staged and felony charges are to be filed. Erin SO TRU. Make boy lie – so nervous he pukes #
Same idiot is touting “scientific proof” abt 2012 end of world – he states huge areas of India desert r turned to GLASS due to solar flares #
@RickBakas I noticed that too? Too bad I had my Mario Lopez cheek dimples surgically removed. I got tired of ppl mixing us up #
I think copywriters who start their headline with “Who Else Wants to get blah blah blah…” should be strip searched by the Incredible Hulk! #
@docsharp @amoredog @eProducts24 @dgautama16 @aruby013 @darrenroyal Just a few “WHO ELSE” crappy headline writers. C’mon guys get a brain! #
Honestly glad now that BOTH kids seems to be back to health & NOT have H1N1. Wondered what I did to God? Was waiting for a swarm of locust #
@KeithCash just send me a few self addressed stamped envelopes my friend… #
@buzzhollywood in Kim Kardashian’s case 15 minutes of fame is translated into dog years… 1yr = 7yrs… you do the math… I’m tired #
@RickBakas I know…I know!! Now I have scar tissue there and I would have to have a face lift first… but my goatee would look outta place #
@KeithCash Keith.. I hold you in high regard. Please PLEASE tell me you are not doing copywriting with the headline “Who Else Wants…”? #
@KingofSway These are the guys I would pay you to hypnotize & think they had bugs slowly eating their eyes out… let ‘em go crazy clawing #
@KingofSway GLAD it didn’t happen. Apparently IF the boy did stow away he wouldve gotten hypothermia in minutes & asphyxiated within an hour #
@ViewsNews Mass culture is Ideas, beliefs, myths, folklore, accepted historical conclusions promulgated by the media, govt, churches etc #
@ViewsNews Pop culture: Popular culture, i.e. mass market entertainment, fashion etc #
@theMediaDude is that ethical? Actually more is it legal? They might have something abt it in the TOS #
@docsharp in fact yes. If you’re smart you’ll listen. No one looks at headlines that start with “Who Else Wants…” Different time and era #
I look at it this way…if your’e going to SPAM Twitter, at least be sharp enuf to have creativity. Ripoff headlines from old ads doent work #
Another day of sick kids… Thank God my business is flexible. Glad I can nurse my kids back 2 health… wait that didnt come out right #
THOUGHT: I saw on the Nature Channel that birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. #
@darrenmonroe I wasnt familiar w/ the site and found..read it…then promptly took a hot sterizing shower and gargled with salt water. WOW! #
Cant confirm but I’ve heard theres more issues w/ what Perry Belcher ’s done over last 18 months that cause prob with his past probation #
I’ve seen ppl who have bought his course, but interestingly no one has commented on its worth/effectiveness. He’s fairly basic so it works #
@AnnEvanston still seeing ppl lamenting over Perry Belchers “self demise” – sharing what I know if it. Its not a mystery really. Just 2 bad #
I watched his Social eEdia program. He showed a pic of his pet (a squirell w/a large chestnut sack hanging down) Spit my Diet Coke – gotguts #
THOUGHT: Not much of a difference between a photo copier & whopping cough… one makes facsimilies & the other makes sick families #
@Minervity in the state its in now… NO! Twitter wil die from spammers before being done in by Google Wave #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-10-18

Posted on 18 October 2009.

Watched part of the Notre Dame/USC game with 9yr old son. Hated for him to see this kind of loss… we shouldve won really. #
THOUGHT: When the newspaper closed, the staff felt de-pressed #
@nakeva TRU… one step back on that last throw by the receiver and ut wudda been a different outcome #
THOUGHT: My personal trainer quit his job at the gym because he said it wasn’t working out. #
@nakeva only the smart ones get it LOL… yeah a club of two #
@nakeva he was yelling at the TV. He was confused with the one sec left on the clock ruling. ND has plenty of chances but got out-hustled #
@nakeva ya’ know the the marine biology seminars held at Notre Dame weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. #
I am waiting till the end of the season when Charlie Weis goes on NutriSystem commercial with Chris Berman. Who knows maybe DWTS is next? #
Since I drive by Notre Dame every morning taking my daughter to her pre-school… I’d love to stop and see what the campus is buzzing about #
THOUGHT: The inept mathematician couldn’t count on his friends. #
@KeithCash welcome Keith… let me know what you think of it. It looks fairly nice for those who have ot gotten their #GoogleWave #
OPINION: Should “balloon boy” parents be locked up or charged / fined big time & have to work it off? http://denverpost.com/ci_13589767 #
THOUGHT: Did’ja know when a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. #
THOUGHT: I thought it was strange our zoo had a camel with no humps named ‘Humphrey’. #
THOUGHT: On my way home from work the other day I saw this sign at a deer crossing: The Buck Stops Here. #
THOUGHT: Isnt it true that if you hear it from the horse’s mouth you’re listening to a neigh sayer? #
@Taggraffiti12 My gawd you are a sucker… LOL. They are giving games, game players everything away all if I take a survey and sign up 4 CC? #