• THOUGHT: I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, & I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” -Bilbo Baggins #
• IMPORTANT Retweet @EndTheRoboCalls The only Political Do Not Call Registry, non-profit and non-partisan, http://www.stoppoliticalcalls.org #
• @alizasherman so what was causing it? Was it your widget? #
• @stacybrice yep Does it to me also. I wind up going to their page and then sending them a DM from there. #
• Retweet @KathyFriend WSB this AM. I swear the cameraman was trying to catch you in an unflaterring pose.They faded to clothes then snap to U #
• @chrisbrogan God I hope he keeps his day job…what’s that…he’s a banker? #
• Retweet: @chrisbrogan I would like to do you a favor. I will trade you the name @BigTimeStud for the relatively unknown @chrisbrogan Call me #
• @amely Wow you really shouldnt watch Boogie Nights then… #
• @Rachieheather ok that makes sense…I can stop scratching my head now #
• @alizasherman Tnx. Its off my list of must haves for site #
• @johnreese John, but isnt the incremental gain worth it with tools like Ping.FM and/or Hello.txt? #
• retweet @PMGCreative If you are in PR and not using http://pitchengine.com/ for your SMRs there is something wrong with you. Seriously. #
• @chrisbrogan was that Kevin Smith with you LOL #
• @cheeky_geeky still trying to figure out if I really want to find out what “artificially-enhanced vapid club go-go babes” are #
• @JPmicek why have I never seen white guys in suits rioting when they dont get what they want? #
• The idea that it almost seems obvious that they’ll riot seems too pre-meditated #
• I dont think that’ll be a problem tho’ the looks McCain gives Obama when speaking looks to me loke he’s >< this close to loosing his temper #
• @drmani Twichotomy – the moment when you can’t decide if you want to check Twitter again or feed the kids breakfast like you’ve promised #
• THOUGHT: No amount of sizzle will make a bad steak good #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing Twitter > Facebook > MySpace – http://twurl.nl/u6fax2 #
• THOUGHT: Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. — George Bernard Shaw #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: Media Marketing For Small Business Entrepreneurs – http://twurl.nl/nlcvho #
• @mikesansone thanks that a high compliment. I appreciate it. It takes a long time sitting around making all these up #
• @ScottAllen hmmm I’ve bitten into ribs that were all charred, and NO amount of sause helped those #
• THOUGHT: Two words that guys hate…don’t & stop…unless you put them together #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: What is social media and why should I care? – http://twurl.nl/ltudvz #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing our own @evansdave – Give Dave Evans an Hour a Day – http://twurl.nl/zqkdpc #
• @naomadoriguzzi Thanks. I was a little remiss to use that one for various reasons :O #
• THOUGHT: Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish burger & I realize, OMG I could be eating a slow learner. #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: GroupTweet Group message broadcasting for Twitter – http://ping.fm/YPlS3 #
• @deanhunt08 LOL I’m adding that one to my list. #
• @John_Corey poor Nemo Gump… #
• THOUGHT: Can it be a mistake that “STRESSED” is “DESSERTS” spelled backwards? #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: SPOS #124 – Six Pixels Of Separation – The Twist Image Podcast – http://twurl.nl/loi6qx #
• THOUGHT: “I can’t believe you can get banned from a bakery for mispronouncing ‘focaccia’ !” — Hikeeba #
• SocialMarketingExpert retweet from Twitter @billsocialmedia Plus we just found the coolest Twitter place: http://ping.fm/1mom8 #
• THOUGHT: I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. — Ed Bluestone #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: RT @filos 5 Missing Features Facebook Should Add to Become an Operating System – http://twurl.nl/2b8hd7 #
• @divorceddadwkly am I a half empty or “mostly full of it” glass kinda poster? #
• THOUGHT: It’s not whether you win or lose; it’s how you place the blame. #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: American Eagle’s Facebook Fans Reveal the One Thing They Hate About You – http://twurl.nl/8yxbs1 #
• @AgingBackwards you tell ‘em. You are an amazing looking 79 yr old #
• THOUGHT: I think you should profit from the mistakes of others. You don’t live long enough to make them all yourself. #
• @PRsarahevans have you weeded the herd yet? Unfollowing those who dont follow you, and their convo’s dont add to your magnifisense? #
• @CherylHarless ok there was a visual there I really dont want to share. LOL #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: Facebook and the “Duke Nukem Forever” of Business Models – http://twurl.nl/q4uqop #
• THOUGHT: A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: What Can You Do with a Facebook Page? – http://twurl.nl/f3j01m #
• RT@drmani Twichotomy is the moment when you can’t decide if you want to check Twitter again, or feed the kids breakfast like you’ve promised #
• @naomadoriguzzi I scour the web…but it’s work. Thanks for the appreciation. #
• THOUGHT: If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it. #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: Do LinkedIn and Facebook Make You More Productive at Work? – http://twurl.nl/4ay1ke #
• @AgingBackwards no I’m not laughing. You look great due to genetics, what you eat, you exercise & your latest improvement- you Tweet! Kudos #
• THOUGHT: Never argue with idiots. The just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience. #
• @ScottAllen OK It’s a deal. How long does it take to get to Austin from South Bend Indiana on Greyhound? #
• Just saw on FoxNews the man who created the Bull sculpture on Wall Street. Did you know there is apparently a part on the (cont) #
• on the bull that is rubbed for good luck and that someone painted blue this week…(it;e been returned to its original color) ROTFLOL #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: Facebook is Acting like Your Mother, and She’s Very Disappointed in You – http://twurl.nl/xwzmi8 #
• @TiffanyStrobel T-what’s the Facebook app you promote…care to share? #
• @ScottAllen agreed. But I get a chance to meet some really neat people on a 28 hr trip on a bus. #
• @MarjorieBrody Glad to reconnect with you again Marjorie. Have a great weekend and Happy Columbus Day. Now go out and discover a country! #
• THOUGHT: Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. #
• … photographic memory. Some don’t have film -EXPLANATION: Some ‘yunger ones here may not know what film was. Kinda like VCR tape…wait… #
• World Bank Databases were hacked. Panic’s set in since hackers got financial info from all those “problem-laden” rich people in Nigeria #
• @Suntimes we know Limbaugh is a bully…but I was disappointed Mary took the road she did. #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: Facebook: Money-making vs. Growth – http://twurl.nl/a68f1n #
• @Suntimes Yes. Her comment about “That, my friends, is white privilege” was a bit too far. She is a journalist. Limbaugh’s an “entertainer” #
• @thomassmith Have you talked to Anissa’s husband Bill? His site OnlineSecurityAuthority.com might be helpful for your audience. #
• @Suntimes I will. Thanks for replying. I actually thought this was a bot just posting Suntimes stories. LOL…ooops #
• THOUGHT: “It’s best to keep computer nerds away from gun enthusiasts. Eventually they will figure out what they have in common-point & click #
• @ithinkmedia there ya go…theres number 700. #
• @EndTheRoboCalls yep…I always trust someone who makes the majority of their sales from something called a Slurpee. #
• @ithinkmedia SORRY! I forgot it was a contest. You can give it to 701 or donate it for auction @DanReinhold & his Wonderful WAHumor Giveaway #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: So What Happened With Facebook? – http://twurl.nl/a6fa8l #
• @ithinkmedia OK That would be good. Please look at your DM from me & then discard it if we can donate it to Dan #
• OK I am feeling nuttier than a peanut hoe-down. I’ve done enough damage…time to go eat lunch @ithinkmedia you’re in charge while I’m gone #
• @webboy yep. work like a charm. I have 3 sheets myself. Just dont leave marks on it for a month, Makes permanent mark. #
• THOUGHT: Live every day as if it were your last…and someday, you’ll be right.” – H. H. “Breaker” Morant #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: Twitter vs. Facebook, Revisited – http://twurl.nl/ij71on #
• THOUGHT: Follow your heart, but take your brain with you #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: Facebook and Faith – http://twurl.nl/l5k3v7 #
• THOUGHT: Don’t let us think our little jobs are hardly ever seen. Remember every blade of grass helps make the meadow green. #
• @ClayFranklin Its not easy, but well worth it wouldnt you agree? #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: Spruce Up Your LinkedIn/Facebook Pages Now – http://twurl.nl/k1wvgm #
• @brittanymohr lucky you…I kept getting jumpy audio then tried to call in (old tech I know) & then it said the conference codes were wrong. #
• THOUGHT: @whatley on Twitter– I came up with this today. if you can’t explain it in a twit you really do not understand it. #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: Does Facebook risk becoming a piece of Silicon Valley history? http://twurl.nl/bkuhbh #
• @brittanymohr my call never got past the robovoice telling me I had the wrong access numbers which I copied from the email…ROBOVOICE LIED #
• @brittanymohr maybe you could distill the bullet points down to a single 140 character post? lol #
• THOUGHT: Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today – James Dean #
• @brittanymohr OK Thanks…why am I the only one this week that seems to get my jokes? I was joking about distilling it down to a single post #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: Facebook’s Business Model? http://twurl.nl/8kjq0j #
• THOUGHT: See my halo bright and shiny, mess with me and I’ll kick your hiney. #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: Music for the coming Depression http://twurl.nl/azkfrl #
• @alizasherman very smooth. Avail to public soon or just the clients use? #
• @jpostman I’ve got 51.28 on Plurk … how can I help you? (Apparently I’m almost enlightened..I will now go and inform my wife of this fact) #
• @ScottAllen Man I LOVE that song. I started singing it at the beginning of CSI and when I screamed it scared my 3 yr old daughter #
• THOUGHT: I could quit eating chocolate, I just don’t want people to think I’m a quitter. #
• @jpostman I guess your right. But if I could I’d help. FWIW #
• @olexa17 Doesn’t that only work if I am a woman? #
• @olexa17 Do guys look down on other guys eating chocolate like they do when they make fun of you when you use a straw in your soft drink? #
• SocialMarketingExpert browsing: the Shy Dozen Most Annoying Things About Facebook – http://twurl.nl/in8tqk #

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